Alistair Fiore is for revenge. No more on-going assignments. No more called "Alice"! It is the time of recovery for his embarrassing mother, his father who is unblemished, his brother and elder sister constantly.

Only my best friends Alistair - this, his own memoirs - share his secrets. Alistair is crowned in a scene that includes a snake, a wig, a live television broadcast, and tries to provoke a stunning retaliation but does not follow the plan completely ...

In the form of a lively and accessible diary, this is a family life story at its extremes, full of pupil humor.