What did the manager do when he was flooded? Sent to submarines. God and the devil had an argument, Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.

God, in His eternal goodness, has indicated that it will not be a fair match because all the "good" players go to heaven. The devil smiled.

He replied, "Yes, but we have all the rulers." Football is obviously a very serious task - when the inadvertent goal was "never to play", and this was "quite a dive" - ​​but it is an old and really funny game. This group of funny jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team shows you, and give your colleagues a good chuckle in the celebrations when they win..